Kayla- “I love how Mr. Collins thinks that it is fashionable for Lizzie to reject his proposal. That would not happen today. You reject a guy, and he would be gone. (Pause) Or not…depending on the guy.”
CLUNK
“Betsy?”
“Don’t worry! Nothing broke!”
Pause
“Oh wait, yes it did.”
Betsy- “Plastic. On my Trader Joe’s Rosemary. Not very good.”
Karla- “This is not Hallmark lined paper. I can’t work with this.”
Betsy- “How many ounces are in a 2 Liter?”
Katie- “67.6”
Betsy- “Did you just know that?”
Katie- “Yes!”
Betsy- “Are you lying?”
Katie- “Yes, I am lying! I just read it off the label in front of me!”
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