Pride and Prejudice Quotes of the Night

Betsy: I read 20 pages.

Kayla: We’re talking about the book anyway, according to the rules.

Karla: I think it is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man possessed of a good fortune must be in want of a really big TV…

Kayla: …and a gaming system.

Kayla: Jane Austen ruined my chances of getting married.

Betsy: I’m not going to give her that much credit.  I think I was pretty well screwed up before I read Pride and Prejudice.

Betsy: We never did get our token male.

Karla: We would have been fighting over him.

Katie: It’s a lot easier when one of us is getting back together with our ex-husband, one of us is a lesbian, and the other isn’t looking.

Betsy: (Talking about picture poses.)  We could look coyly over our shoulders.

Betsy: Make sure you have excellent posture.

Katie: I was trying to look amiable.

Karla: You took a picture of me?

Katie: Did you not see the flash?

Kayla: You came in and said we needed to take the picture because your hair was fading fast.

Kayla: And she seeks justice… for the children of Uganda.

Betsy: Dirty, rotten scumbags.  (In response to “Women fancy admiration means more than it does.  And men take care that they should.”)

Kayla: What did you all think…? I mean just Katie, because you’re the only one who read it.

Kayla: I’ll probably be blessed with five girls like Mrs. Bennett.

Katie: And they’ll all be out at once!

Katie: The books look much better at the end of the evening than we do.